Free Children!

I saw this in the Los Angeles Free Cycle group

its obviously a joke, but wtf!



Please help!!!! After two long years of being on a
waiting list for an agility dog, we have been notified
by the breeder that, at long last, our number has come
up and ...WE ARE HAVING A PUPPY!!!

We must get rid of our children IMMEDIATELY because we
just know how time consuming our new little puppy is
going to be and it just wouldn't be fair to the
children. Since our little puppy will be arriving on
Monday we MUST place the children into rescue this

They are described as:

One male - His name is Tommy, Caucasian (English/Irish
mix), light blonde hair, blue eyes. Four years old.
Excellent disposition. He doesn't bite. Temperament
tested. Does have problems with peeing directly in the
toilet. Has had chicken Pox and is current on all
shots. Tonsils have already been removed. Tommy eats
everything, is very clean, house trained & gets along
well with others. Does not run with scissors and with
a little training he should be able to read soon.

One female - Her name is Lexie, Caucasian
(English/Irish mix), strawberry blonde hair, green
eyes quite freckled. Two years old. Can be surly at
times. Non-biter, thumb sucker. Has been temperament
tested but needs a little attitude adjusting
occasionally. She is current on all shots, tonsils
out, and is very healthy & can be affectionate. Gets
along well with other little girls & little boys but
does not like to share her toys and therefore would do
best in a one child household. She is a very quick
learner and is currently working on her house
training-shouldn't take long at all.

We really do LOVE our children so much and want to do
what's right for them; that is why we contacted a
rescue group. But we simply can no longer keep them.
Also, we are afraid that they may hurt our new puppy.

I hope you understand that ours is a UNIQUE situation
and we have a real emergency here!!! They MUST be
placed into your rescue by Sunday night at the latest
or we will be forced to drop them off at the orphanage
or along some dark, country road. Our priority now has
to be our new puppy.

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Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In September I pushed falllingforever in the mud (-17 points). In February I gave kissyfaceblonde a kidney (1000 points). In June I donated bone marrow to abelmcstud in a life-saving procedure (300 points). In March I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). In April on a flight to Colorado Springs, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points).

Overall, I've been nice (1167 points). For Christmas I deserve a new bike!


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I love how everyone thinks the three muskateers on my icon are my kids

ok sidney could pass for mine, and so can i...

but yeah id totally love to be able to push out a blonde blue eyed baby.

then again i guess they could be have to be insane to adopt 3 kids at 19 though

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My Sidney is taking me with him to his conference in Irvine. Awww as if we were married. I cant wait, we are staying in a hotel and he said he'd take me to the beach. I'll also probably get to meet a lot of nerdy scientists. He doesnt know how much this means to me.